I'm at my summer job at a website company and I'm filling in random text for a vending machine company's website. For the support page, I wrote this: "We choose to affirm the personhood of all individuals as well as take care of their vending machines."
I thought it was funny.
I'm a nerd, a big liberal, inclusive nerd.
I'll write more later; I've been pretty busy lately so I promise to update soon.